Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Canadian Hero

Ok so some of you might know of one of the greatest canadians to ever live, Troy Hurtubise. He is the man behind a 15 plus year project to build a suit in which he could study live bears in the wild. The project, titled 'project grizzly' was just the beginning, he had recently(2007) created an armored suit for candian troops that is boasted to withstand rifle fire and IED's. Unfortunetly that project drove him to bankrupcy. So this halloween send your little shits out to collect pennies so we can give troy a 3rd chance. I really need to know what bears are doing between the time they eat and shit.





This is what a real man does in his spare time, now get off the internet and go fight something.

note the wicked battle poses. We <3 u Troy Hurtubise if you keep at it maybe someday our whole army will look like halo.

The Walking Dead`

So you have your bags packed, your transport ready and your guns loaded. Your ready for the ultimate zombie holocaust. Too bad you just made it on the FBI's most wanted list for being a paranoid schizophrenic. If you haven't heard about the graphic novel the walking dead and you have been reading homoerotic fantasy stories such as superman then you better get your ass to your local comic book hole. Seriously at 75 comics the walking dead is still a captivating fresh story. Also AMC is airing a show based on the comic coming in october.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

This rap video is real life street shit. I am always a fan of real guns in rap video's.

Do you remember the days when anyone with a blackbelt would be considered a respectable fighter who obviously put in a lot of hard work. Well those days are over. It seems that anyone with a membership to the YMCA can get their black belt. I have thrown a few videos together for you fools to show you true spirit of Martial arts.

-Aikido with Seagul


-And you though your hoodrat ass had balls of steel. All hail


-Posessing ultimate technique leads to ultimate power.


-Don't forget physical fitness is key to having the ultimate strike. Dolph Lundgren provides a guide to streching your body before physical activity presented in a soft core porn package to boot.


-Having some inspiriation is key to becoming a martial arts master, obviously our shitty parents aren't cutting it, judging by the amount of 11teen year old pregnant girls I see on the bus every day good role models are hard to come by. Here is one of my favorite martial arts





So your at home and your dick can't take the pounding anymore, your out of shape so runnings out,and you have vitamin C deficiency because you stay out of the sun in front of a computer monitor or T.V all day. So what the fuck are you going to do this sunday? Play a fucking man's video game.


This game is like slapping paris hilton in the face while fucking a bear and doing a line of cocain. Awesome.